Embarssing dating stories
Maybe your date was really nervous, maybe you were totally distracted, or maybe you just realized from the moment they showed up in Crocs with socks that you two were just too different for things to ever work out.
I was exhausted at the end of it, and really glad I had driven myself to meet up, versus having him pick me up at home. Without think I said "hell no you must be out your damn mind".
All the tables were super close together on the floor and the couple at the next table laughed at him and kept toasting him with their wine glasses.
I felt sorry for him until later when he surprise-groped me in the parking lot and when I didn't want to kiss him he asked if I was a lesbian. yes, yes I am." and he drove me home without saying another word, but every once in a while randomly chuckling evilly to himself.— annadyne See? Unfortunately, massively awkward first dates just come with the dating territory.
It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo.
There comes a time in everyone’s life when you find yourself on a date so unbelievably awkward that you legitimately wish something terrible would happen just to put you out of your misery.